Watch: John Early Joins CupcakKe on a Horny Undersea Adventure

Long live seapunk! Rapper CupcakKe’s newest song and video, “Squidward Nose,” dives deep under the sea for the episode of Spongebob Squarepants Nickelodeon’s too scared to show you: the one with facesitting. Comedian John Early cameos as a lusty seaman trying to get some from a mermaid. The song is an ode to large members, with CupcakKe singing “His dick smaller than my toes/I’d rather ride Squidward nose.” The lyric was originally about Pinocchio’s nose, but CupcakKe “did research on Pinocchio & he’s just a little boy … so I had to change it cause I ain’t on no pedophile shit, she tweeted. “[S]o then I googled Squidward & realize he was 40 years old & I said yeah he can get it.”

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